Friday, February 29, 2008

Crispy Critter Christians

Jesus third most popular role model for children - poll

Jesus Christ has come third in a survey to find the top role model for children in Britain.

A family member took top place in the poll by Opinium Research asking Britons who their children should look up to, whilst the multi-millionaire maverick entrepreneur and part-time daredevil Richard Branson took second place.

Teachers, placed fourth, were more popular than former South African president and freedom fighter Nelson Mandela who came in fifth.

Read more of this story on Christian Today.

'Hannah Montana' Star Says Faith Keeps Her Grounded

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus recently credited her family and faith for keeping her grounded and out of trouble when many young fellow celebrities have made headlines for their reckless lifestyle and running into legal trouble.

The 15-year-old singer and actress told TV presenter Barbara Walters during an Oscar night celebrity special that aired last Sunday that family and faith are more important than materialism and partying.

“Some people don’t have a family to fall back on, like I have, and that’s when something greater than even that comes in – and that’s faith and that’s what I have for me,” Cyrus told Walters, according to ABC News. “That’s what keeps me strong.”

The teen sensation explained that many young stars turn to drugs or alcohol because they’re trusting the wrong people and losing touch with God.

Read more of this story on The Christian Post.

Famous Runner

Q: Why was Adam a famous runner?

A: Because he was first in the human race.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Cottondale, FL Meeting In March

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America's Most Sinful Cities?

What are America's most sinful cities? How could we know? Well, give Forbes magazine credit for giving this ranking challenge a try. The magazine recently offered rankings on the traditional seven deadly sins - and ranked America's "top ten" on each sin.

The folks at Forbes determined a way of tracking statistics on each of the sins. As the staff explained, "For each sin we stretched our imagination to find a workable proxy - murder rates for wrath, per capita billionaires for avarice - then culled the available data sources to rank the cities. Some of the results were surprising: Salt Lake City as America's Vainest City. Some were not: Detroit as America's Most Murderous."

Read more of this story on The Christian Post.

Wealthy Palestine

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Biblical Puns

Q: What was the secret of Delilah getting into Samson’s house?
A: She picked his locks.

Q: Why didn’t Pharaoh let the Israelites go into the wilderness after the first six plagues?
A: He was in de Nile.

Q: Why did Samson try to avoid arguing with Delilah?
A: He didn’t want to split hairs.

Gospel Prescription

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

iTell Conference

I will be attending the Florida Baptist Convention's iTell Conference Monday and Tuesday, March 3-4, 2008. The event will be held at First Baptist Church of Orlando, Florida. I'll be assisting with the exhibit of the Conference Of Florida Baptist Evangelists (COFBE).

Please pray for safe travel and that I'll learn something that will better equip me in serving our Lord.

For more information call the Florida Baptist Convention Evangelism Division at 800-226-8584, ext. 3090.

Making Restitution


He shall make restitution for his trespass in full. —Numbers 5:7

During the compilation of the Oxford English Dictionary, managing editor James Murray received thousands of definitions from Dr. William Chester Minor. They were always sent in by mail and never brought in personally. Murray was curious about this brilliant man, so he went to visit him. He was shocked to find that Minor was incarcerated in an asylum for the criminally insane.

Years earlier, while in a delusional state, Minor had shot an innocent man whom he thought had been tormenting him. Later he was filled with remorse and began sending money to support the widow and her family. Minor was imprisoned for the rest of his life but he found practical ways of easing the pain of his victims and contributing to society through his work on the dictionary.

When the dishonest tax collector Zacchaeus heard Jesus’ message of grace, he chose to return more than what he had extorted from others. “Look, Lord, . . . if I have taken anything from anyone by false accusation, I restore fourfold” (Luke 19:8). The gospel of grace stirred Zacchaeus to help those he had harmed.

Have you wronged someone? What steps will you take to help make things right? — Dennis Fisher

Forgive me, Lord, for all my sins,
The many wrongs that I have done;
And show me how to make things right
Before the setting of the sun. —Bosch

Making restitution reveals genuine repentance.


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A Better 2008


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Oklahoma City workers can celebrate Christmas again

Christians who work for the local government in Oklahoma City will be able to celebrate Christmas again this year after having been told all religious symbols and observances were off-limits for Christmas 2007.

The memo delivered to Oklahoma City government managers was crystal clear, according to Byron Babione, senior legal counsel for the Alliance Defense Fund (ADF). "About mid-November of 2007, the city sent out a departmental memo that basically [stated that] with the upcoming Christmas holidays ... they didn't want any of the employees to display religious symbols of Christmas in their workplaces," he says.

Read more of this story on OneNewsNow.

Wrong E-mail Address

The Gallaghers, a couple from Minneapolis, decided to go to Florida during the icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Both husband and wife had hectic schedules and it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. The husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday while his wife planned to fly down the day after.

Mr. Gallagher checked into the hotel and decided to send an email to his wife. But in typing he accidentally left out one letter in her email address. Without realizing his error, he sent the email.Meanwhile, in Houston, the widow Gallager returned home from her husband's funeral. He had been a minister of many years, called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: February 5, 2004

I know you're surprised to hear from me. It’s amazing—they have computers here now and you can send emails to loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

Love,
Harry

P.S. Sure is hot down here!

Monday, February 25, 2008

People Now Spend Twice As Much Time On The Internet As Watching TV

NOTE: This is a good reason for ministries to utilize as many areas of the internet as possible, i.e. website, podcasting, video, e-mail. The James Croft Evangelistic Association utilizes the internet in various ways.

People now spend twice as much time surfing the Web as they do watching TV, according to new research from IDC.

IDC surveyed nearly one thousand Internet users for the survey. They found that:

  • The Internet is the medium on which online users spend the most time (32.7 hours/week). This is equivalent to almost half of the total time spent each week using all media (70.6 hours).
  • People spend twice as much time on the Internet as they spend watching television (16.4 hours).
  • People spend eight times as much time on the Internet as they spentd reading newspapers and magazines (3.9 hours).
Read more of this story on Podcasting News.

Dead iPod Song

Looking Heavenward

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination, but couldn't quite remember it.

She went to the pastor's study and asked for help. The pastor came into the room and began to turn the dial.

After the first two numbers he paused and stared blankly for a moment.Finally he looked serenely heavenward and his lips moved silently.

Then he looked back at the lock, and quickly turned to the final number, and opened the lock.

The teacher was amazed. "I'm in awe at your faith, pastor," she said.

"It's really nothing," he answered. "The number is on a piece of tape on the ceiling."

Homosexuals rip Penn. principal for wearing Boy Scout uniform

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Diane Gramley, a pro-family activist in Pennsylvania, says it's hard to comprehend why a public school principal is being criticized for wearing a Boy Scout uniform during a television segment.

Gramley is president of the American Family Association of Pennsylvania, and she is talking about the fact that homosexual activists in the Keystone State are blasting a public school principal simply because he is a Boy Scout leader. Robert Wheeler, principal at Cleveland Elementary School in Allentown, recently appeared on the PBS show Tempo, dressed in his Scout uniform.

Read more of this story on OneNewsNow.

Do you think this photo shows the profile of Jesus' face?


Can the cracks in the road or the formation of potholes create a profile of a person or an animal? How about a profile of Jesus' face?

While traveling down East 29th Road, north of Seneca, Kris Jackson said in an e-mail that Jesus' face just "came up and hit me in the face" when she noticed the formation of the cracks.

Read more of this story on Chicago Sun-Times.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

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