Interesting Thoughts, Volume 3

• I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
• Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
• The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
• Procrastinate Now!
• He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
  
• A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
• The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson Revolver.
• Being "Over The Hill" is much better than being under it!