Interesting Thoughts, Volume 2

• Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
• If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?
• I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
• If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
• Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.