Interesting Thoughts, Volume 4

• A day without sunshine is like . . . night.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• He who laughs last thinks slowest.
• The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
• Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
• If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
• O.K., so what's the speed of dark?