Company Memo

Notice: Our company requires no further physical fitness programs. Everyone gets enough exercise:

    * Jumping to conclusions
    * Beating around the bush
    * Running down the boss
    * Going around in circles
    * Dragging their feet
    * Dodging responsibility
    * Passing the buck
    * Climbing the wall
    * Wading through paperwork
    * Pulling strings
    * Throwing their weight around
    * Stretching the truth
    * Bending the rules
    * Pushing their luck
    * Starting the ball rolling
    * Bending over backwards
    * Balancing the books
    * Jumping on the bandwagon and
    * Putting their foot in their mouth

Sounds like some churches too.  8-)