Food Related Ponderings?

• Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
• What disease did cured ham actually have?
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
• Better yet, who was the first person to watch a white thing come out a chicken behind and think, "that ought to taste good."