Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Miscellaneous Ponderings?

  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
  • Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
  • Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
  • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
  • Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?