DISCOVERY: Apostle Paul a midget

NOTE: This was e-mailed to me today by a friend. I was getting a little excited as I read the story, but was thinking "why haven't I heard this before?" After reading the story, I then read the disclaimer. Anyway, it is still a funny story and I took no offense to it at all. Hey, I probably tell more "short jokes" about myself than anyone else. I figure God made me 3'10" tall for a reason, so I use it to glorify Him and have some fun too. 8-)

MILAN, Italy — An astounding discovery may reveal the physical stature — or lack of it — of one of Christianity's greatest advocates.
A scroll and accompanying rock drawing found during an archaeological dig in Turkey "took our breath away" with its revelation about the Apostle Paul said Anje Shroecker, head of a research team from the University of Milan. "To put it bluntly, Paul was a midget," Shroecker says.

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