Monday, June 27, 2011

Pack Your Bags!

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my gosh!  What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said.  "Just get out!"

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