I'm A Light Bulb

NOTE: This one of those "blond jokes" that I think is really funny. If you know any good CLEAN ones, share them with us by clicking "comments" below. Also, please don't take this as some type of attack on blonds... it's just a joke!

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blond) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later, the boss came into the office and asked, "What in the world are you doing?'

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'

I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blond) followed me, the boss asked her, '...And where do you think you're going?!'

She said, 'I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark!'