Changing

1. How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
“Three!”
“Why three?”
“It just does, that’s why!”

2. How many scriptwriters does it take to change light bulb?
Why do we have to change it?

3. How many actresses does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. They don’t like to share the spotlight.

4. How many sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
One, two, three. One two, three.