Ways Women Turn Men Down 2
NOTE: Here are a few more all-to-familiar responses. 8-)
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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